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Philly Has A September Problem | Go Birds T-Shirt

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Philly Has A September Problem | Go Birds T-Shirt

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Every September, Philadelphia develops the same problem.

 

The Eagles come back, the city loses its mind, and rational thought goes out the window.

 

This vintage-inspired Philly football tee features our official Bird Brain Meter, charting the annual journey from Normal to Optimistic, Delusional, Super Bowl Parade, and finally full-blown Bird Brain.

 

If you understand “Go Birds” isn’t a greeting—it’s a lifestyle—this shirt is for you.

📖 Product Details

Philadelphia Has A September Problem.

Every year.

The Phillies are still playing.

School is back.

The weather starts cooling down.

And then the Eagles return.

That’s when the city completely forgets how to act.

The Philly Has A September Problem tee celebrates one of Philadelphia’s greatest traditions: becoming absolutely obsessed with Eagles football.

Featuring our distressed vintage Bird Brain Meter, this design tracks the emotional state of every Eagles fan:

  • Normal
  • Optimistic
  • Delusional
  • Super Bowl Parade
  • Bird Brain

Sound familiar?

Whether you’re headed to the Linc, the sports bar, the tailgate, Chickie’s & Pete’s, Xfinity Live, your buddy’s garage, or screaming at the TV from your couch, this shirt tells everyone exactly where your head is at.

And let’s be honest…

By Week 1 we’re all Bird Brain.

GO BIRDS.

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📦 Shipping & Delivery

All items are made to order.

Production time:
Typically 1–3 business days
Up to 10–14 business days during high demand

Shipping:
• USPS Ground Advantage: 2–5 business days
• USPS Priority: 1–3 business days

📏 Size & Fit

SIZE GUIDE

All Philly Tee Co. apparel is unisex and designed for a classic, relaxed fit.

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat.

Chest width is measured across the chest, not around the body.

For the best fit, compare these measurements to a similar garment you already own.

FIT NOTES

  • Hoodies: Unisex / relaxed fit
  • T-shirts: Unisex / standard fit (slightly closer than hoodies)
  • Measurements are approximate and may vary by ±1″ (±2.5 cm)
  • Minimal shrinkage when washed cold and tumble dried low

If in doubt, size up.

 

 

💪 Quality & Materials

Premium heavyweight hoodies & tees.

A mix of 50/50 Poly/Cotton unless otherwise stated.

Built for gameday. Built for everyday.
Not your average cheap print.

❓ FAQ

Q: How long does it take?
A: 1–3 days production + shipping time.

Q: Do you restock?
A: Most designs are limited runs.

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