The Christmas list is short this year. Get in the end zone.

The Philadelphia Eagles All I Want Is a Touchdown Sweatshirt brings Philly football frustration straight into the holidays. The front reads “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A F***ING TOUCHDOWN.” Beneath it, a script “…Go Birds.” keeps the loyalty intact.

Cream snowflakes, Christmas trees and red sweater-style borders frame the oversized lettering. The forest green crewneck gives the red and cream artwork a classic Christmas look, with a joke any Eagles fan watching the offense will understand.

Made for December game days, ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday bar nights and Christmas morning, this funny Eagles sweatshirt makes an easy gift for the person who keeps getting asked what they want. You already know the answer. Six points.

Soft heavyweight fleece and a classic unisex fit keep it comfortable from the pregame snacks to the postgame complaints. The detailed knit-effect pattern is printed onto the sweatshirt, giving the artwork its festive sweater appearance.

The details

• Forest green crewneck in soft heavyweight fleece
• Red and cream touchdown slogan with “…Go Birds.” detail
• Printed knit-effect snowflakes, trees and festive borders
• Ribbed crew neckline, cuffs and waistband
• Classic unisex fit; sizes S–5XL
• Printed in-house by Philly Tee Co. in Philadelphia

Please note: the wording above is censored; the printed artwork is uncensored.

Fit and care

Check the size chart before ordering. Between sizes or want a roomier fit? Size up. Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low and avoid ironing directly over the print.