You’ve fired everyone, ended the season and started planning the parade. We haven’t reached halftime.

The Philadelphia Eagles Go Birds Hoodie puts 35 familiar fan reactions into one interlocking typography collage. Oversized headlines sit between smaller Philly sayings, with warm cream, muted green and grey print against black fleece. It reads like the room sounds during an Eagles game.

Wear it to the tailgate, the sports bar or your usual seat in front of the TV. It also makes a funny gift for the Eagles fan whose football commentary is available whether anyone asked for it or not.

The details

• Soft heavyweight fleece in black
• Classic unisex pullover fit; sizes S–5XL
• Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Bold typography collage featuring all 35 sayings
• Printed in-house by Philly Tee Co. in Philadelphia

All 35 phrases on the design

1. GO BIRDS!
2. LET’S F***ING GO!!
3. RUN THE D**N BALL
4. TOUCHDOWN BABY!!
5. WE’RE SO BACK
6. WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
7. ARE YOU F***ING BLIND?!
8. Fire them all
9. He gotta go
10. HIT SOMEBODY!
11. SACK HIM!
12. WHERE’S THE FLAG?!
13. Dallas s**ks
14. Every. D**n. Year.
15. SUPER BOWL OR BUST
16. Who’s calling these plays?!
17. Just tush push it
18. We gonna win this one
19. Finally a touchdown
20. This bul is drawlin’
21. GO FOR IT!
22. Why the h**l are we kicking?
23. Wrap him UP!
24. That’s holding, ref!
25. He was IN!
26. COVER SOMEBODY
27. I can’t watch this s**t
28. My heart can’t take this
29. I need a drink
30. Season’s over
31. Season’s back on
32. Don’t change seats!
33. I’m calling WIP tomorrow
34. I never doubted ’em
35. Same time next week

Please note: the wording above is censored; the printed artwork is uncensored.

Fit and care

Check the size chart before ordering. Between sizes or want extra room? Size up. Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low and avoid ironing directly over the print.